It appears that “regardless of age, most boys are ill-prepared for the challenges along the road to becoming an emotionally healthy adult.”
“The lands issue, Clay eventually realized, was actually hurting the cause.”
Well, okay. But why is Clay in my sex life this year? :o
“That these exercises of usurped power have not been confined to instances alone, in which themselves were interested, but they have also intermeddled with the regulation of the internal affairs of the colonies.”
That’s dandy.
‘German Geist’: for eighteen years, a contradictio in adjecto.
“I fell on him, pressing my thumbs to his windpipe; In response he gurgled, eyes bulging from their sockets.”
WELP
Manche stehen an einem schalter und geben einer Dame ihre Reisepåsse.
The closest book to me is a furry porn folio. Hm. *Thumbs through it, gets to page 35* A couple of gay rabbits. … *Sobbing intensifies*
Few things interest a young man more than the contents of his nostrils. (Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment)
“I got in a fight.”
Hm.
Tom looked at her curiously. — Ken Follett, The Pillars of the Earth
or
He seemed lost in thought. — Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Ehhh, this looks uncomfortably similar to Rock & Rule.
You think that’s bad? I was listening to the “Gypsy Russian Jazz” remix of “Pinkie’s Brew” from “Friendship is Witchcraft” while I was looking at this GIF set. Now that’s “uncomfortable”!
Gmod. I get to create worlds and things, fly around, and ride unconventional vehicles
fun!
holy shit i’m stuck in OFF
Yay I get to be a Pokemon then *was playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon*
Minecraft
I’m fucking screwed
LA Noire
I’d gotten myself trapped inside some soft of virtual reality, everything felt different, it didn’t look as real either, I knew something was up but there were no clues to the case, I had to start from the bottom.
Poker Night 2.
Shit. I’d be pretty broke, but at least I’d have Brock’s orb and Claptrap’s 2012 Spike VGA Award. Not that it would mean much… But yeah. Brock would have my intestines for lunch and my heart for dinner.
FOR THE LAST TIME ROMAN I DON’T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!
Carmageddon…
Ehhh. At least it’d be legal to burst pedestrians open with my car. BLOOD BLOOD GOREEEEEEE
>SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS
Kid Icarus: Uprising.
So if I guess I was starting from the beginning, I’d spawn in the sky and immediately plummet to my death. Unless Palutena helped me float safely to the ground. Then I’d just be an unarmed, scrawny guy in a land being attacked by the forces of the Underworld.
So I’m very screwed.
My last game would be… Torchlight II again. I was playing my Berserker with the two-handed Sharpened-Door-with-a-hilt. At least I have a wolf as a pet, and combined, we’re pretty lethal!
Guess I’m not really all that screwed… unless I don’t get the abilities of my character. If that’s the case, I’m so screwed.
This is one of the few and far between, hopefully the last if ever, ask for some help. I can’t take any more commissions from here right now, though I’ve been doing other odd-jobs on the side to make up for my bills while I job hunt. There’s a few…
Another signal boost. This person really needs help, and I’m too broke to do any helping of my own!
